Romeo and Juliet

Austin (Spider House), USA

Spider House Ballroom
Fridays & Saturdays

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“My naked weapon is out.”

The Austin Bastards of Shit-faced Shakespeare® continue to hold down the fort over at Spider House Ballroom on select Friday and Saturday nights with Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet.

There is no love lost between the Capulet and Montague families and everyone in Verona knows it. Certainly the only way to mend centuries of bad blood is by having two forlorn teenagers from opposite households fall in love with each other, right? Nothing that a swig (or two!) of the finest spirits can’t fix!

Featuring Shakespeare’s dynamic teenager duo, 42-hour poisons, fatal loins, and a few missed encounters that will have Craigslist jonesing for.

Shit-faced Shakespeare® seeks to introduce a new generation of theatre-goers to the works of the Bard by reviving the raucous, interactive and vibrant nature of Elizabethan theatre with a very modern twist - reminding them as we go to always enjoy Shakespeare responsibly.

Warning: Shit-faced Shakespeare will definitely contain profanity and most likely nudity. Plan accordingly..

Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet is playing at Spider House Ballroom throughout 2019.

Scoop those tickets up now, y’all!